More blabber

First thing.... I am horny.
2nd....


Well the whole list of 1st, 2nd, 3rd....etc I was thinking of just goes with the first one...
So yeah... I guess you get the idea!

But since I am not allowed to touch... let's not talk about things that will tease ME and get ME into trouble. (I am no saint...I have broken the rule [no touching, no cumming] a bunch of times... and I did it last a few days back... So I am giving him time... 2 offenses back to back could mean serious trouble!)

Any who....

Here are random things I am going to say in this post....

1) Ernesto has brought some rain in my neck of the woods....

2) This list went from #1 to #5 to #4 to #3....and I dont really have a #2!!?!?!

3) I have been watching 'Friends' all evening...Love it! So that explains my stupid annoying behavior. (or whatever it is you wanna call it).

4) I have been reading blogs... but not commenting. I am such a lazy ass...Master, I think I deserve a punishment. (He doesnt do the online punishment thing...but hey...worth a try!)

5) I am horny... But...yeah... I might have said that before...

Anyways....that was mindless bullsh!t (oh yeah... I have been cursing a lot in the past few days... will ya spank me for being a bad girl yet???).
Here is something funny I read at Bonnie's blog...She has up top 10 reasons why spankings are better than prozac...
And here are my favorites...

1. Zero cost.
5. Dosage can be modified as nesessary.
6. Fast acting relief.
8. Arousal is the most common side effect.
10. Available over the counter.

LOL. Funny eh?
#8 kinda brings up that doctor fetish many have....
'Hey Doc...this spanking thing has been working wonderfully....But I am suffering an extreme case of deep arousal'.
'Oh don't worry sweetie...tests have proven that to be a definate side effect with submissive slaves/sluts.'

Ok yeah... I know...not so funny. But you get the point..dont ya? It would have been funny if it came out the mouth of a stand-up comic... I am an accountant... I am soooo allowed to say things that I would think are funny...but in reality they are far from!!

accountants = BOOOORING!!
lol.

yeah Im done blabbering...
thanks for bearing with me.